PET JOKES
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Some e-mails you've just gotta share!
Always try to help a friend in need
Believe in yourself. (my favorite!)
BE BRAVE!....
but remember... it's ok to be afraid sometimes.
Give lots of kisses.
Don't be overly concerned with your weight,
it's just a number!
Always try to see the glass half full.
Meet new people, even if they look different to you.
Remain Calm...
even if it seems rather hopeless!
Take a nap if you need one..
Have a good sense of humor and laugh often.
Love your friends, no matter who they are.
Don't waste food.
Take an occasional risk.
RELAX... EVEN, ON THOSE STRESSFUL DAYS!!
Try to have a little fun each day...
AND...it's important, no matter what...
to work together as a team,
share a joke with your friends and neighbors,
and fall in love with someone special...
Say "I love you" often.
Express yourself creatively.
Always be up for surprises.
Share with a friend.
Remember the saying,
Good things happen to good people!
There is always someone who loves you more than you know.
Exercise a little each day!
Live up to your name.
Hold on to good friends; they are few and far between!
And remember, this friend is thinking about you.
Have a wonderful day!
Subject: Overdose Victim
I'm not sending you this rather graphic picture of an overdose victim for shock value. Rather, it's in the hopes that you will have a frank discussion with friends and family about at least respecting moderation or knowing their own limits and knowing when to just walk away.... When you view this picture, remember: This did NOT have to happen. Take care.
What happens when you:
- have nothing to do
- own a sharp knife
- have a large lime
- own a patient cat
- drink too much tequila
- and it's football season?
